First I have to start out by addressing an issue...In my first blog I called my boyfriend "large". Well, he didn't actually appreciate me calling him (this is an actual quote) "fat all over the internet." So we discussed this problem and compromised, I will now be referring to him as ruggedly handsome. Now onto the actual blog...
Apparently we have a gang here in this glorious trailer park of mine. It's a group of teenage boys who walk around after the streetlights come on and call themselves a gang. Being the dedicated Ganglang watcher that I am makes it really easy for me to profile these hoodlums.
Colors: As far as I can tell they don't wear any similar clothing, it would be really exciting if they all dressed in red or blue like some of the other notorious gangs. I guess they are just expressing personal choice, who knows?
Enemies: I'm gonna go ahead and just put this out there...I kinda had to act a little ghettoish in the middle of the street, screaming and throwing my arms around like a crazy woman in front of these kids once or twice. So I guess I could be considered their enemy. Nobody was busting caps or shanking anybody so it was pretty mellow. (OMG!!!! I just realized I have been in a certified gang fight. How exciting!)
Tagging: Again, I can see no evidence on a specific tag that these boys use. Well I'm pretty sure they wrote "cunt" on the back of the trailer across the street, but she was a bitch so I'm just gonna let this slide.
Territory: DUH! It's this stupid ass trailer park.
I'm pretty sure this is as far as I can go with this. I keep looking for them on Gangland but so far they haven't been profiled. I wonder why? Here's a link to the awesome show I've been referring to, just in case you live under a rock, or in a worse trailer park than I do that doesn't have the option of cable. http://www.history.com/shows/gangland
ang's Trailer
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Home Sweet Home
I bet you glanced at the title of this and thought, "Ohh, a trailer. I bet this girl has some kind of kick ass RV and she's going to share amazing stories about her experiences driving around the country." WRONG! I live in a trailer, in a trailer park. Now that's amazing.
Before you start thinking, "Why the hell would I want to read a bunch of bullshit from some trailer trash, toothless, barefoot woman who probably hasn't even finished 5th grade." Just wait, because I have some stories to tell that just might be worth reading. Honestly living in this place is hilarious.
Before you start thinking, "Why the hell would I want to read a bunch of bullshit from some trailer trash, toothless, barefoot woman who probably hasn't even finished 5th grade." Just wait, because I have some stories to tell that just might be worth reading. Honestly living in this place is hilarious.
First, let's get rid of some common myths. I have all of my 32 teeth (and they are all 100% completely mine). My boyfriend is not a wife beater wearing, beer belly carrying guy (OK, maybe I lied a little on this one because he does wear wife beaters all the time and he's a little bit on the larger side...but it's not from beer I swear). I do not buy everything I own from Walmart (well I do buy a lot of things from there, just not everything). My kids are not snotty nosed, dirty foul mouthed brats (just to clarify, once in a while I have been known to over hear my youngest drop the "F" bomb. But since it's not on a regular basis I really don't consider him foul mouthed). You know what? I'm going to write a totally separate blog in the future putting TP myths to rest, I could keep going for days with this.
I live in a DOUBLE WIDE (yes, this is a big deal, we people in double wides look down on all the people living in singles...because no matter what you think a double wide validates living in a TP).
My master bathroom is the whole reason I choose to live here. Look at this bathtub!
I have a psychotic next door neighbor, and I'm convinced that the people across the street are acid dropping hippies from another time. Just wait until I can start the saga of the evil neighbor...now that's quality entertainment. Until next time...
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