First I have to start out by addressing an issue...In my first blog I called my boyfriend "large". Well, he didn't actually appreciate me calling him (this is an actual quote) "fat all over the internet." So we discussed this problem and compromised, I will now be referring to him as ruggedly handsome. Now onto the actual blog...
Apparently we have a gang here in this glorious trailer park of mine. It's a group of teenage boys who walk around after the streetlights come on and call themselves a gang. Being the dedicated Ganglang watcher that I am makes it really easy for me to profile these hoodlums.
Colors: As far as I can tell they don't wear any similar clothing, it would be really exciting if they all dressed in red or blue like some of the other notorious gangs. I guess they are just expressing personal choice, who knows?
Enemies: I'm gonna go ahead and just put this out there...I kinda had to act a little ghettoish in the middle of the street, screaming and throwing my arms around like a crazy woman in front of these kids once or twice. So I guess I could be considered their enemy. Nobody was busting caps or shanking anybody so it was pretty mellow. (OMG!!!! I just realized I have been in a certified gang fight. How exciting!)
Tagging: Again, I can see no evidence on a specific tag that these boys use. Well I'm pretty sure they wrote "cunt" on the back of the trailer across the street, but she was a bitch so I'm just gonna let this slide.
Territory: DUH! It's this stupid ass trailer park.
I'm pretty sure this is as far as I can go with this. I keep looking for them on Gangland but so far they haven't been profiled. I wonder why? Here's a link to the awesome show I've been referring to, just in case you live under a rock, or in a worse trailer park than I do that doesn't have the option of cable. http://www.history.com/shows/gangland
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